Andy Rubin doesn’t like me, will copy me in 6 months
Andy Rubin says he is not interested in turning Android devices into personal assistants.
“I don’t believe that your phone should be an assistant, Your phone is a tool for communicating. You shouldn’t be communicating with the phone, you should be communicating with people on the other side of the phone” - Source
So the Chief of Android doesn’t think that I will be a success because people shouldn’t be talking to their phones. Clearly, the only reason we use phones is to talk to people and nothing else - we shouldn’t be doing anything else according to my man Andy.
Maybe that’s why Android is so goddamn laggy and has no compelling apps. Andy has been so busy working on it’s awesome phone call functionality and all other features are not a priority, because obviously people don’t want their phones to do anything other than make phone calls.
This is the same guy who will be demoing Android’s awesome new feature called ‘Suri’ in their next release Chocolate Chip Cheeseburger. This will be an amazing feature that will allow people to talk to their phones!
It will perform all sort of Google searches for you, like, ‘Find me the nearest trash can so I can dump this small planet-sized brick of an Android phone”.
Also, “Locate my asshole to make it even easier for Google to sell it to advertisers”.